Georgono

Early Life
You know those cool, dramatic backstories all the cool YA novel protagonists have? Where they grow up from nothing and make a name for themselves? Yeah she has the exact opposite. Her little brother got kidnapped by a prostitute one time and she works a lot. Kinda sad. Shitty family, shitty personality. Extremely average and not unique at all. Woo!

tl;dr Was born too late for the Renaissance. Born too early to live on Mars. But at least she lived the same time Sean was alive.

Start of Relevancy
She only became relevant when she met Rusher in her freshman year. He opened someone's nudes in the middle of class and Gigi accidentally saw. That's how she became relevant yikes.

Career/Education
She worked at Pieology but the manager had a breakdown so she got scared and fucking quit.

Other jobs include: Taco Bell worker, Santa Elf, and glorified janitor at CGV Cinemas.

She graduated early from Kennedy High School, but she's still really fucking dumb. Currently she attends Cypress College along with MentalUnicorn, Mushu, and Blauntd.

Controversy
One time she had a breakdown and almost died.

Also she's stupid and tried to keep a secret relationship with Ruben.

Death
We don't know where. Or how.

Skills
It is confirmed that she can fit 6 inches down her throat without gagging. She's bad at video games.

Solitaire
This one needs a section of its own because she's oddly really good at Klondike Solitaire. Her average game time is under 3 minutes. Only started playing in May because she got really sad and now she can't stop. By donating 1 dollar every other week you could maybe stop her addiction and finally put some food in this bitch. Please she's beating Grandmaster level games in 2 minutes she needs help.

Recurring Gags

 * [Literally just cries about everything]
 * [Burps]
 * "Wow! Oh my god. Really? That's so cool!"
 * "It just be like that sometimes."
 * "Brazy."
 * "skskskskkss"
 * "I'm scared."
 * "Just eat them."
 * "Coward."
 * "Chumby"

Trivia

 * Really fucking compulsive.
 * Hates uncircumcised dick.
 * Cusses too much.
 * Will not drink soda with the exception of Sprite and Root Beer.
 * Allergic to Lemon.