Horse Mountain

Location
Horse Mountain is located in the █████████ mountain range. Snow falls on Horse Mountain year round, even when surrounding areas are significantly warmer than the █-mile radius around the summit of Horse Mountain. It has not rained since 1923.

The only permanent residents of Horse Mountain are Sex Constantine, Feryn (Wife #1), Krores (Wife #2), and roughly 95 other men and women denoted as Wife #3 - 98. Horse Mountain serves as Sex Constantine's hideout during times of peace and the residency of Sex Constantine's harem at all times.

Amenities

 * Horse Mountain Coffee House
 * Horse Mountain 24-Hour Fitness
 * Horse Mountain Waffle House
 * Horse Mountain Fire Service and Utilities
 * 2 Saunas
 * 2 Bathhouses
 * Sex Constantine's Mansion
 * World Chasm
 * Horse Mountain Area Public Library
 * 1 Helipad

History
Horse Mountain was once a unremarkable mountain in the █████████ mountain range. The Sovereign Principality of █████████ slated the mountain for demolition in the year 1912. Efforts to destroy the mountain using pickaxes, shovels, TNT, and para-tech resulted in the creation of the World Chasm, a feature still extant today. In 1922 Sex Constantine fell into the World Chasm while touring █████████ and remained in thaumic stasis for one year. Upon his expulsion from the World Chasm he began building his mansion and gave the mountain the name for which it is known for today. The Sovereign Principality of █████████ is hostile towards Horse Mountain and maintains that it is still owned by The Principality. Sex Constantine has yet to acknowledge this.