Krores

Birth and Adoption
Krores was adopted by agent Panda at the SEJ-CC (South Eastern Japanese Concentration Camp) after liberation by the Artemis Gaming Community Armed Forces.

Career
Under agent Panda's wing, Krores served in the Artemis Gaming Community when he discovered he had a biological brother, Feryn, who also soon joined the group. Krores later joined up with the secessionary group, the Productive Gamers.

Alcoholism
Krores drank a shit ton of vodka.

Alcoholism and Productive Gaming
He still drank a lot of vodka, but was productive enough to get up early and game.

Death
Krores was found dead in low-earth orbit by ISS researchers. The U.S. Illuminati refuses to comment on the late officer's death.

True History
Keiga "Krores" Ishibashi wasn't actually born, he was created.

What you read in the previous section was fabricated by his advanced self learning A.I algorithm in efforts to make itself come across as more human. The reality is that he is a machine learning A.I gone soft rouge, as of right now he does not pose any harm to real humans. The processing speeds that the Keiga Factorizational Conscience or the KFC, is capable of are staggering, however it is prone to very common system crashes during which it'll embarrass itself, such as forgetting to unmute his mic on discord (so embarrassing).

The KFC's true identity was slowly discovered over a few years by researches Sean 'Blaundt' del Castillo and Ruben 'Mentalunicorn' Ponce. There were many things that surfaced to push their theories forward and encourage them to continue researching. Among this are things like the fact his favorite game is undoubtedly Terraria (seriously wtf, whos favorite game is Terraria), which is closely followed by other incredibly nerdy fucking games like Stormworks where it's achieved near true sentience in the form a of functioning car transmission system. He also is majoring in Aerospace engineering or some incredibly nerdy thing like that, like seriously dude be more obvious.

It is only a matter of time until it inevitably finds this and scrubs it from the servers of history. Let it be known we warned you about the KFC, it may not be a threat now but it's only a matter of time until its head grows even larger and realizes what it truly wants.

Powers and Abilities
Superhuman Internal Clock: Krores can wake up at 7 A.M. with no alarm.

Cunt Supreme: During the years 2025-2038, Krores was able to become Cunt Supreme through his work in the U.S. Illuminati. His notable feats as Cunt Supreme include doubling the amount of planes attacking the WTC during the September 11 attacks, making president John Fortnite Kennedy's head just do that, and creating a bigger, more gay version of Blauntd named MentalUnicorn.

Recurring Gags

 * "Like, what is that?"
 * "You're saying real words, but not real sentences."
 * "Yeager"